Well that was fun. @NordicTrack told us it was the automatic firmware update they pushed to our treadmill that bricked the treadmill. Their solution? We should buy a new treadmill.
I see an increase in productivity when I change my setting/surroundings occasionally. So I just bought a reclining chair for the corner of my office, so I can move five feet to another position as desired. ¯_(ツ)_/¯
The non-tech crowd is finally coming around to how creepy Facebook is. Wait until they realize Google might not be any less creepy, or know any less about them.